If you fall once, get up. If you fall twice, get up. If you fall for the third time, tie your shoelaces! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nay, Madam, when you are declaiming, declaim; and when you are calculating, calculate. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
And Thought leapt out to wed with Thought Ere Thought could wed itself with Speech. — Alfred Lord Tennyson Copy Share Image
That hot guy moment; when he takes of his hat, does the flippy hair thing, then puts it back on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I connect to humor really deeply, so I feel really comfortable just being in funny projects. — Guillermo Diaz Copy Share Image
Jill Soloway is a friend of mine. She does 'Transparent,' and she's amazingly funny and brilliant and bright. And I love her… — Kenya Barris Copy Share Image
Physically I'm not as strong as I was, but I try to make up for it mentally. It's a big challenge, and… — Karch Kiraly Copy Share Image
It’s like life. The more knowledge you get, the more questions you ask. The smarter you get, the more you realize that… — Georges St-Pierre Copy Share Image
Someone's killed 100,000 people. We're almost going, "Well done! You killed 100,000 people? You must get up very early in the morning!… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
But its not funny. Not to people who've been told they're losers their whole lives and believe they will never be anything… — Julie Anne Peters Copy Share Image
“Nix: We're not leaving without her. So unless you want permanent houseguests of the destructive sort, just hand her over.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
It's not that comedy has changed in terms of what's funny. For me, it's changed in that sometimes I don't feel my… — Bobby Lee Copy Share Image
Gahhh! I just made a big mess, now the floors are gonna be sticky... (shutup I spilled my sunny D. ) lol… — Syoung Copy Share Image
Never consider whether you are of use; but ever consider that you are not your own but His. — Oswald Chambers Copy Share Image
“His eyes widened. Oh, hell, you think I'm going to let him bite me? No way. It's too risky and way too… — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
There is no worse evil than a bad woman; and nothing has ever been produced better than a good one. — Euripides Copy Share Image
A Relationship Should Be Between (-_-)&(-_-) NOT (-_-)&(-_-)+(-_-)(-_-)(-_-)(-_-)(-_-) — Green Monk Copy Share Image
She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Boys; Ask for pictures with no clothes. Men; Ask for pictures with no makeup. — Elaine Kirby Copy Share Image
Be valyaunt, but not too venturous. Let thy attyre bee comely, but not costly. — John Lyly Copy Share Image
“If god meant for people to talk into cellphones, he would've put our mouths on the side of our heads.” — Devon Sampson Copy Share Image
...there isn't often anything in Wagner opera that one would call by such a violent name as acting. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I enjoy making people laugh, but what I find funny and put online, others might misconstrue and find jerkish. — Josh Rosen Copy Share Image
That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
I told my friend I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. — Deezy Da Dreadhead Copy Share Image
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The best example of democracy I can recall is five wolves sitting down to dinner with one sheep. — Charles De Montesquieu Copy Share Image
A friendship counting nearly forty years is the finest kind of shade-tree I know. — James Russell Lowell Copy Share Image
If you find something that gets hold of you in the Word, pass it on to somebody that very day. — E. Stanley Jones Copy Share Image
Band director: Tromboners, remember to be in the right position. Trumpeters, finger fast and blow hard. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
