I'm not the only one who fears they're being watched through their computer's camera. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are a human with one life and it is up to you to make it the best life you can. — Dan Howell Copy Share Image
Sign in a vegetarian restaurant: All we are saying is give peas a chance. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Hannibal Buress keeps popping up. His delivery cracks me up. He's smart and funny. — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
Someone asked someone who was about my age: How are you? The answer was, Fine. If you don't ask for details. — Katharine Hepburn Copy Share Image
My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“JASON: 'Intended wings.' How depressing. MICHAEL: Yes. Makes them into suicides, really, the pigeons. JASON: No - no, it doesn't. It could… — Simon Gray Copy Share Image
I've developed some deep relationships over the past couple of years blogging and I realize that those relationships manifest themselves in the… — Jason Calacanis Copy Share Image
People wince when something is in bad taste. They laugh when it's funny. If it's too dirty or wrong, they won't laugh.… — Michael Patrick King Copy Share Image
I asked my mom, 'How old were you when I was born?' My mom replied, '23' Me: 'Wow, that's a lot of… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I’m an idiot. I’m ten times an idiot. God, I could just die.” Then I forged ahead because the last comment was… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Thomas,” the boss said. “How’s your father doing?” “He’s good, Sal.” Always the family questions first. That was Sal Demenci’s style. He… — Gary Ponzo Copy Share Image
It's funny because before I joined the cast of 'Heroes,' I was an insomniac. I have suffered from insomnia for, like, so… — Dana Davis Copy Share Image
I have read that, on the average, the Japanese are getting taller, but at the moment they seem to be about the… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
My wife is a Bisexual. I have to Buy her things, for her to become Sexual… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
God has a part,and we have a part. God will not do our part and we can't do His part — Mike Bickle Copy Share Image
When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pictures make a lot of money doesn't determine whether the experience was... — Andy Garcia Copy Share Image
You need to tune into a different way of being funny for kids. They're learning the rhythm of a joke. — Graham Linehan Copy Share Image
I'd be a great mattress salesman coz I love removing pants for no reason and spending all day looking at porn. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WIFE, A great comfort during her husband's troubles -- those, that as a bachelor, he would never have had; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Guys, I had nothing to live for, but then I got a discount on my Cellphone bill. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Sometimes our power resides not in what we do, but in what we don't do. — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
When life gets you down, just remember these three words of wisdom. "Bonk!", "Zap!", and "Yowsers!" — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The blonde raced across the cookie package because the instructions said, Tear along dotted line. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Its funny, when we were little we hated to take a nap, now we would give anything for one! — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Dancing's not work. You can't call it work. A day I don't dance is a day I don't live. — Wendy Buonaventura Copy Share Image
Though I have looked everywhere / I can find nothing lowly / in the universe. — A. R. Ammons Copy Share Image
The Devil made me do it the first time - the second time I done it on my own — Billy Joe Shaver Copy Share Image
“Hush up, minx. You're a funny one, but you're certainly more likable than unlikable.” — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
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