My mate asked me "What do you think of voluntary work?" I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me." — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
When people judge and criticize you, remember it says nothing about you, but everything about them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Anything for you, Dru. And I mean it. Now, be quiet and let me concentrate.” — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
“Do you hear it? The loud noise from the room at night? Never mind, It's just my mom snoring.” — Sarah Willey Copy Share Image
Choose to deliver amazing service to your customers. You'll stand out because they don't get it anywhere else. — Kevin Stirtz Copy Share Image
Dear Mobile phone, thank you for being there when I'm in awkward situations. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
I don't resent at all people saying, 'Oh, he's like a sweetheart'... but within comedy, it's a very funny way to talk… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
I see 'Jekyll' as a very scary comedy thriller, partly because Hyde is violent and frightening as a character but at the… — Denis Lawson Copy Share Image
The question that is so clearly in many potential parents' minds: 'Why should we stunt our ambitions and impoverish our lives in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People think [baseball players] make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000. — Pete Incaviglia Copy Share Image
One of the greatest titles we can have is old friend. We never appreciate how important old friends are until we are… — Grant Fairley Copy Share Image
The ones that learn by reading…… The few who learn by observation….. The rest of them have to pee on the electric… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Comedy is one genre that I really want to come my way because I was loved for my funny character in 'Khiladi… — Himesh Reshammiya Copy Share Image
“If there is a god maybe it rewards those who don't believe on the basis of insufficient evidence--and punishes those who do.” — Peter Boghossian Copy Share Image
Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME! — Dave Niehaus Copy Share Image
Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there. — Jack Paar Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to go through something else to find what you're looking for. — Robert Genn Copy Share Image
The bastards have never been bombed like they're going to be bombed this time. — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Life would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are unable to meditate, chant your mantra or sing bhajans. — Mata Amritanandamayi Copy Share Image
Men are simple creatures. 99% of their problems can be solved with sex, sandwiches, or both. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was always intensely Romantic, even when I was too young to understand what that meant. — George R. R. Martin Copy Share Image
Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who's free for the weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliment. Bitch! just shut up and eat that food ! — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
Please let me know if that work I spent sleepless nights on was good enough for you to take credit for. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Let's set aside time this Mother's Day to mock the disintegrating sex lives of our friends with children. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels…” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
Our fan of the week is... Debra Clarke! Congratulations í. To get picked as our next fan of the week, — Anonymous Copy Share Image
![“People think [baseball players] make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000.” quote by Pete Incaviglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b4/pete-incaviglia-269189_ball-player_people-think-baseball-players-make-3-mil_359447.png)
