We've got a lot of love here, and for me that's what family is all about, — Freddie Prinze, Jr Copy Share Image
And all things as they change proclaim The Lord eternally the same. — Charles Wesley Copy Share Image
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There can be only one purpose for relationships-and for all of life: to be and to decide Who You Really Are. — Neale Donald Walsch Copy Share Image
That mini heart-attack when you can't feel your phone in your pocket — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The melancholiness of the ocean; the melancholiness of everything else. — Jaden Smith Copy Share Image
Opinions are like feet. Everybody's got a couple, and they usually stink. — Jim Slattery Copy Share Image
It's funny, because there are so many stereotypes out there about actors and movie stars in general, but I've had a great… — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
*On a roller coaster* Other People; AHHH! WOOOHOO! - Me: HOLY SHIT. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. I'M GONNA DIE, GET… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Guys who try to use the Are you on your period? as a way to end an argument always amuse me. Because… — Katie Grabil Copy Share Image
“Which is your bad shoulder?" His brows knit together. "The left," he said carefully. She slugged him in the right. He staggered.… — Cindy Gerard Copy Share Image
I personally love the record-making more than the actually performing and travelling. It's funny, the drastic shift in lifestyle that comes with… — Washed Out Copy Share Image
I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell,… — Bruce Baum Copy Share Image
I have an eating disorder. I be eatin DIS order of fries, and DIS order of nuggets, and DIS order of wings… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love how in scary movies how the person yells out hello as if the killer is gonna say yeah Im in… — Lars Propst Copy Share Image
I'm all about sharing the road with other drivers...as long as they use the part that's behind me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm playing that game where the floor is made of lava, so I obviously can't get out of my bed or I'll… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WOMAN, LIBERATED, a female who has sex before marriage and a job after. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
There are many things I’ve written that I didn’t really understand until a long time later. — Harry Mathews Copy Share Image
I'm not Jewish but would still appreciate some acknowledgment for working on a Jewish holiday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Merrily, merrily shall I live now, Under the blossom that hangs on the bough. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Funny thing, as you become famous, people write less nice things about you. — Katharine Ross Copy Share Image
Of course I speak my mind. My head would explode. If I kept all this bitching to myself. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Attack thoughts towards others are attack thoughts towards ourselves. — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat". — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers? — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
“You won't get rid of him that easily. Troy will live a long and annoying life. People like him always do.” — Jessica Dettmann Copy Share Image
None are so inconsiderate as those who demand nothing of life other than their own personal comfort. — Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach Copy Share Image
“Funny way to spend your life, though, studying another chap's versifying.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was an incurable romantic then, same as I am now. I was always pining away after somebody — Brian May Copy Share Image
I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
Actors are a funny lot. Sometimes they're not satisfied with where they are. I include myself. — Tony Todd Copy Share Image
