Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. — Don Marquis Copy Share Image
Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter...with alliteration, no less! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
By the time that product is ready to be distributed widely, it will already have established customers. — Eric Ries Copy Share Image
If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Me me me me me me me me eme me me me me me me me me me me me me me… — Acacia Brinley Clark Copy Share Image
Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime-generation woman, hadn't gone to university but should have done. Was very funny,… — Ian Hislop Copy Share Image
Hearing people singing wrong lyrics of a song Makes me remembering when I used to proudly sing 'ello Mello p' for the… — Kemis Khan Copy Share Image
Drew's a funny guy. Because anything he gets into, he gets in 100%. Even when we were doing 'The Drew Carey Show,'… — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
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You must stop looking for a reason to call someone a fool...all you need is a mouth! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
The point of life is not to get anywhere-it is to notice that you are, and have always been, already there. — Neale Donald Walsch Copy Share Image
“It's funny how you can share a flat with someone and still miss them so much.” — Sophia Bennett Copy Share Image
Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman… Because Women don't run behind Unsuccessful Men! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
One of my very close friends asked me -: Hey! Did you learn Arabic? And I replied . . . . . . . *ILLA* — Irfan Khan Copy Share Image
Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a female hypochondriac marries a pill; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Funny is when someone talking bad about your style and few days after, they just copy your style! — Angela Jennifer Aroemrasni Copy Share Image
Bless your heart, they don't mind--they're exceedingly kind-- They don't blame you--as long as you're funny! — W. S. Gilbert Copy Share Image
I wanted to be funny. And I'm always acknowledged for my pranks and jokes nowadays. — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
I saw a seagull hanging out by a lake, but I said, "Don't worry, Dude. I won't say anything." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Strange about learning; the farther I go the more I see that I never knew even existed. — Daniel Keyes Copy Share Image
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