A group of idiots led by a wise man can defeat a group of wise people led by an idiot. — Senora Roy Copy Share Image
Be fanatics. When it comes to being and doing and dreaming the best, be maniacs. — A. M. Rosenthal Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemon, take the lemon close and have sex with his girlfriend — Charith Thilina Copy Share Image
“So does that mean if you won’t fuck me because I’m high, I could fuck you because you’re not?” — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
But I think frustration is hilarious. One of my missions is to bring humor into fine art. It's sacred. — Wayne White Copy Share Image
I was about to hug someone sexy but then I head- butted the mirror... lol(: — Sharon Copy Share Image
“Earthquakes were extremely uncommon in this area. A dragon and a unicorn playing tag wasn't.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
Maori get pigeonholed into the idea they're spiritual and telling stories like 'Whale Rider' and 'Once Were Warriors,' quite serious stuff, but… — Taika Waititi Copy Share Image
Dancing and singing are my hobbies, football is my passion, yet somehow I know that one day I'll be doing some random… — Vatsal Agrawal Copy Share Image
When in a relationship;It í's not about the labels of becoming official.It's about getting to knowsomeone well enough to develop genuine feeling… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Otis and I go way back to NXT and we've been friends since NXT, so it's very nice to know the person… — Mandy Rose Copy Share Image
A lot of comedies are based on the reaction shot. You have one person doing something stupid and one person is generally… — Richard Ayoade Copy Share Image
I looked out the window & watched a dog chase his tail for 10 minutes & thought WOW dogs are so easily… — Lars Propst Copy Share Image
Me: I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year.. Me: gets in bed Me: how was earth… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He might want to watch where he lands when tackling that guy, because he could really hurt his hand if it gets… — John Madden Copy Share Image
Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Teacher: Turn off your phone! yeah right, like that's gonna happen. *Puts on vibrate — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm an American, I don't have to see something to know it's stupid! — Tommy Smothers Copy Share Image
This Canada Day, I'd love to go out for some traditional Canadian cuisine if there was such a thing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The nature of reality you're a human not reality, but you're observing yourself being reality. — Jeremy Limn Copy Share Image
If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I'm happy I didn't belong to generation when people used gun powder to grow guns. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia. — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn't even one of the choices. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What finally convinced me to go ahead was simply that I was so unhappy not going ahead. — Steven Pressfield Copy Share Image
I put as much thought into your Father's Day gift as you put into having me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate… — Andre Dawson Copy Share Image
Remember, itÂ’s the finish, not the start, that counts the most in life. — John C. Maxwell Copy Share Image
