Well arent u fuckers in the real world happy .. ITS ALMOST 5 O CLOCK ... — Joey Bones Copy Share Image
The very relationship with the other is the relationship with the future. — Emmanuel Levinas Copy Share Image
I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
That Ugly moment When a guy stretches so far , you can see his chubbs and rolls — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. — Tallulah Bankhead Copy Share Image
I love 'AP Bio' - I think it's so funny - it's just not the show I want to do. — Adam F. Goldberg Copy Share Image
“Studsy returned alone. "Maybe I'm wrong," he said as he sat down, "but I think somebody could do something with that cluck… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
“Captain Jibby looked at the door, clenched his teeth, and worked his face into a scowl so fierce you would think the… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Don't worry about Sian," Louisa said, "things will get better." "What, she'll stop hitting me?" "No, but you'll stop bruising so easily.” — Dylan Perry Copy Share Image
When I was starting out, I was just bringing a garbage bag of jokes onstage, pulling them out like, 'What about this?… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
Its mess up when u never pay attention to somebody til u heard some freaky stuff about them...I havent pay any attention… — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
Our civilization has decided that determining the guilt or innocence of men is a thing too important to be trusted to trained… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience. — Jon Winokur Copy Share Image
Invest in places that make sense so you can afford to live in places that don’t make sense. — Jason Hartman Copy Share Image
Everything keeps its best nature only by being put to its best use. — Phillips Brooks Copy Share Image
“A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.” — Amy Riekhof Copy Share Image
My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch E.T, why the fuck does he wanna watch his ex girlfriend find her way home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Is it really hard to let go of someone or is it because you still hope there's a chance? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being a journalist, Hacker had no particular talent for reporting facts. — Jonathan Lynn Copy Share Image
There is so much Everything that Nothing is hidden quite nicely — Wislawa Szymborska Copy Share Image
“I try to hook you up every day. What's the point of calendars without dates?” — Lauren Kate Copy Share Image
“The show doesn’t go on because it’s ready; it goes on because it’s 11:30.” — Lorne Michaels Copy Share Image
“There is something funny about the human condition, and civilized intelligence makes fun of its own ideas.” — Saul Bellow Herzog Copy Share Image
I hope my complaints about the weather have made the weather seem comparatively less annoying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you. — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
If everything you do works, then you're not taking many risks and probably aren't innovating either. — Paul Buchheit Copy Share Image
An engineer is someone who is good with figures, but doesn't have the personality of an accountant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All the superior religions had their growth between the Ganga and the Euphrates. — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
I think most Black women are funny. Whether we get credit or not, we just are; we're hilarious. — Janelle James Copy Share Image
