The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute, the man who does not ask is a fool for… — Confucius Copy Share Image
When fear seizes, change what you are doing. You are doing something wrong. — Jean Craighead George Copy Share Image
“I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand? ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
Boxing is a great exercise ... as long as you can yell "cut" whenever you want to. — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
Ever see a guy with cerebral palsy run through a speed ladder? I mean, that is funny. — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
The truth of Scripture is meant not only to be studied-it’s meant also to be sung. — R. C. Sproul Copy Share Image
At the upcoming Grammy Awards, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will perform together as the first time, as man and wife. Hopefully… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Hit the road Jack, don'tcha come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Hit the road Jack, don'tcha come back… — Ray Charles Copy Share Image
I've had some pretty rough interviews. And it's funny when people are interviewing you, and they sort of don't really understand what… — Vanessa Bayer Copy Share Image
I really like Rafer Alston. We get along great. We have a lot of fun times together that I canââ¬â¢t share with… — Jalen Rose Copy Share Image
Just be yourself and then you will see holy fucking … wait what am I saying oh ya back to that ur… — Hfh Copy Share Image
It is not funny that a man should be killed, but it is sometimes funny that he should be killed for so… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
Welcome to the year of 2012; Where there is the cinnamon challenge so you can choke to death, the end of the… — Chad Copy Share Image
“After climbing off his bike, I smacked his shoulder. “Did you forget I was with you? Are you trying to get me… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
Found my son and his girlfriend naked in his room...sex-ed is so advanced now, they also give homework. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I'm a virgin. I go to school. And my mother is not yet satisfied.lol — Christian Heggs Copy Share Image
I was six foot one inch when I started fighting, but with all the uppercuts I'm up to six foot five inches. — Chuck Wepner Copy Share Image
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? — Margaret Smith Copy Share Image
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The criminals will be humiliated... To hurt the enemy more, raise the level of your attacks. — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
I'll do a joke on purpose that really doesn't work just to show that that's funny. — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I just had a mirror put over my… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
Dear Ex… I'd Love Yew More Then Yew Need… But … Now,I Hate Yew More Then Yew Deserve… This Iz Called Equality… — Hem Tenzin Copy Share Image
Looking for the good in everything is equally as misguided as looking for the bad in everything. — Joseph Curiale Copy Share Image
This is a free country, madam. We have a right to share your privacy in a public place. — Peter Ustinov Copy Share Image
Liberace was Elton John and Lady Gaga before they even dreamed of it. — Jerry Weintraub Copy Share Image
They only live, who live for others, the rest are more dead than alive. — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
Stop rationalizing, stop stewing. Get up out of your chair and start doing. — Denis Waitley Copy Share Image
