In so far as we think, we are the all-one being that pervades everything. — Rudolf Steiner Copy Share Image
I get super paranoid whenever I walk into a store with something that they sell there... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Your tense," Will observed, staring out the windshield. "I have a ninja sitting shotgun. Of course I'm tense.” — Courtney Allison Moulton Copy Share Image
I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny. — Mary-Kate Olsen Copy Share Image
We have fewer friends than we imagine, but more than we know. — Hugo von Hofmannsthal Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's some mouthwash, use it maybe? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Corne who taught you how to dance?? Because I know is not your father, he's got no sense of style… — Adaeze Agbai Copy Share Image
Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him.… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I saw a lady on TV, she was born without arms. That's sad, but then they said, "Lola does not know the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you… — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
We're gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes for the CD. You know what sweeten means, right? Sweeten is a show-biz… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt… — Berkeley Breathed Copy Share Image
I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“And what exactly is it that you do?" "I do pretty much what the name implies. I shoot trouble.” — Bard Constantine Copy Share Image
My one light American Spirit that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
I told Clooney, George, you’re worth $100 million — of course you can afford to be a socialist! — Kevin Sorbo Copy Share Image
Counting in octal is just likst counting in decimal--if you don't use your thumbs. — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
A jury too often has at least one member more ready to hang the panel than to hang the traitor. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
Nobody has a right now to say that the Hindus are not liberal to a fault. — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
“Your eyes shine," he said. "How do they do that?" "Blood," she said.” — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesnt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whatever we cultivate in times of ease, we gather as strength for times of change. — Jack Kornfield Copy Share Image
Its funny when I m loud people tellme to b quite. but when I m quite people ask me what's wrong with… — Some 1 Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Onions think that they are ugly because you cry after you get them naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say that breaking up is hard to do, now I know, I know that it's true. — Neil Sedaka Copy Share Image
Find someone who will tremble for your touch, someone whose fingers are a poem. — Janet Fitch Copy Share Image
