You have to do more than you get paid for because that’s where the fortune is. — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
My parents say it's their house but when it's time to clean it magically becomes my house too - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Although I tried to be universal in thought, I am European by instinct and inclination. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Wether you call on him or don't call on him, God will be present with you. — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
So if you aspire to be a good conversationali st, be an attentive listener. — Dale Carnegie Copy Share Image
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Her lips taste like mint from toothpaste or gum, or sometimes like cherries or grapes from her lip gloss. She's soft when… — Susan Vaught Copy Share Image
I'm definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won't. Then three years later I will finally try it… — Ron White Copy Share Image
It's so extremely funny when people try to be cool around certain people.. And they are just embarrassing themselfs.. — Jasmine Copy Share Image
“I'm not everyone's cup of tea, because I'm a kick butt cappuccino with extra milk fluff and chocolate sprinkles!” — Jennifer White - Strong Heart Awakening Copy Share Image
“Well I'm not going to hope that you get hurt, but if you do, remember that you're my damsel in distress, and… — Claire LaZebnik Copy Share Image
It's funny that I love golf so much because I'm not usually drawn to things I'm not so good at. It's all… — Tessa Virtue Copy Share Image
“They were Republicans, Nixon Republicans, and so didn't subscribe to the notion that laws are supposed to apply to all people equally.” — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
When your back is against the wall, there is only one thing to do, and that is turn around and fight. — John Major Copy Share Image
With all the bullshit in my life lately, I'm surprised I can't fertilize a nice flower garden in my back yard! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: Thats why I say shes no good! — A Josland Copy Share Image
I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire. — Roy Orbison Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A man who always consults his better half instead of his better judgement; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies, Don't worry - if you haven't found the man of your dreams yet, there's always a vibrator. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The resistance is not something to be avoided, it's something to seek out. — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
The Giver of life gave it for happiness and not for wretchedness. — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
These are just things that we don't know, and that's where trust and faith come in. — Benjamin Carson Copy Share Image
Americans spend 6 billion hours a year filling out their tax reforms. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding the other person is a complete idiot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unless we take action on climate change, future generations will be roasted, toasted, fried and grilled. — Christine Lagarde Copy Share Image
