The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. — Julia Child Copy Share Image
Our lives are not just measured in years. They are measured in the lives we touch around us. — Josh Hutcherson Copy Share Image
Things I don't understand don't destroy my faith in the things I do understand. — Richard L. Evans Copy Share Image
My favourite line: It's kinda funny how you didn't think I would find out. — Jhiess Krieg Copy Share Image
“So? I know lots of beautiful women. Nova wanted to chase... I merely obliged her by running.” — D.D. Chant Copy Share Image
“And maybe . . . maybe he’ll even get more comfortable having me around. Open up, wanna chat more, and we’ll become… — T.L. Martin Copy Share Image
So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
“Well," Carole said, turning in her seat, "after being fingerprinted and being given a lie detector test, I'll never complain again about… — Stephanie Bond Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing: people often ask how I discipline myself to write. I can't begin to understand the question. For me,… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
10 Facts About You: 1. You're reading this. 2. You're realizing this is a stupid fact. 4. You didn't notice I skipped… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the primary school, I was an outstanding student. My teacher would send me to stand outside of the class as a… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I saw something stupid in the paper today. A new alarm clock that makes no noise. It's for people who don't like… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
The work exists for the person as much as the person exists for the work. — Robert K. Greenleaf Copy Share Image
There are many non-intellectual countries; Australia is one of the few anti-intellectual ones. — George Mikes Copy Share Image
You can raise her up a lady but there’s one thing you just can't avoid... — Trace Adkins Copy Share Image
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I am determined to have the headache Thursday, if I have to hit myself with a rock to do it.” — Patricia C. Wrede Copy Share Image
It is your thoughts and your thoughts alone that determine what's possible for you now. — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
Love was just a word to me. Until you came along and gave it meaning. — James Earl Jones Copy Share Image
So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have enough money to Live comfortably for the rest of my life…...If I die next Tuesday. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
“Are you real?” Stupid. Of course he’s real. “Yes, Julie. I’m not the mystical man from your dreams.” — Caroline George Copy Share Image
Men are like puppies, adorable, then you take them home and they crap over everything you ever treasured. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
DUDE I WANT FUCKiNG DiMPLES LiKE iF YOU HAVE DiMPLES LUCKY BEAUTiFUL PEOPLE c; im jealouse of use. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, go find a kid with a paper cut and make his life miserable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS (Smiled A Little Then Stopped) It's more truthful. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
No sooner is a Temple built to God but the Devill builds a Chappell hard by. — George Herbert Copy Share Image
Instead of finding the right man, concentrate on becoming a right woman — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
