The one thing you can't take away from me is the way I choose to respond to what you do to me. — Viktor E. Frankl Copy Share Image
Journalists belong in the gutter because that is where the ruling classes throw their guilty secrets. — Gerald Priestland Copy Share Image
If today is the first day of the rest of your life . . . what the hell was yesterday? — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
It was unworthy of our military sources that they were the first to weaken. — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
We love super-silly moments, funny moments, serious moments, weird moments. — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
One day we'll all look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
Impossibility is more possible than everything which we hold to be possible. — Karl Barth Copy Share Image
“I'm not sure whether to be relieved she didn't hurt you or diappointed. Now he's going to think he got away with… — Christine Warren Copy Share Image
“If you find yourself suddenly mated to a werewolf, whatever you do, don't panic. Simply turn to Jen for assistance and she… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
You know what?...Huhh!..my c0rn...I never give up that easily...but I know your Cockerel ain't gonna leave to see another day. — Old Roger Copy Share Image
God, do I hate my little fat tits. You ever pinch your little meat tits and wish you were dead? You ever… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
Ingrid Kristiansen then has smashed the world record, running the 5000 metres in 14:58.89. Truly amazing. Incidentally, this is a personal best… — David Coleman Copy Share Image
I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, "I'm mailing those cookies to my friend." So I couldn't have one.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Funny enough, there have been puppets in everything I've written because I have a huge love of puppets. There's a big puppet… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
“We bask in the scent of cinnamon before Mom puts a scone her plate. 'His name is Rich,' she says. I select… — Kelly Bingham Copy Share Image
Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or hate him, you've gotta admit: a lot of people hate him. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. — Laurence Sterne Copy Share Image
Those embaressing VIDEOS of you & your friends.. trying to take a picture. d: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. — Regha Hanif Malik Fajar's Copy Share Image
I don't like to think myself as 'Special' I like to think myself as limited edition — Anonymous Copy Share Image
40 is when your body gives your brain a list of things its not going to do anymore. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The whole effect of activity is to enrich the feeling of the other. — Maharishi Mahesh Yogi Copy Share Image
Welcome the One that has kissed you from within. It is from inside everything comes. — Mooji Copy Share Image
Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed... into my mouth. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink and wear as good as they used to be. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them. — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
Just Kidding: Saying what you really want and getting away with it. — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
Death is not an experience in life; we do not live to experience death. — Ludwig Wittgenstein Copy Share Image
I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
