Learning is the knowledge of that which none but the learned know. — William Hazlitt Copy Share Image
I have always enjoyed being a part of his life. I've always loved him, and he's always loved me. — June Carter Cash Copy Share Image
The pain lets you know you're ok. It's the numbness you should be concerned about. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Every one knows that insufficient rest and gorging are not good for anyone, either physically or mentally. — Henry Ford Copy Share Image
I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
When we bump into each other at the Gay Pride Parade, remember to look surprised. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Damn it! I knew she was a monster! John! Amy! Listen! Guard your buttholes.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
Someone did a study of the three most-often-heard phrases in New York City. One is "Hey taxi." Two is "What train do… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Le Corbusier is an outstanding writer. His ideas achieved their impact in large measure because he could write so convincingly. His style… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
I got a lot of unwanted attention when I was young. I'd be at a tournament at age 9 and there'd be… — Bradley Wright-Phillips Copy Share Image
Caring for someone is easy but to make someone care for you is difficult¦ So never lose the one who really cares… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
This is a good look. I'm gonna mess him up," Pattinson praises Stewart. "And I'm just like, I don't know what's going… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
It's sad for a girl to reach the age where men consider her charmless, but it's worse for a man to attain… — Barbra Streisand Copy Share Image
I feel that nasal spray is a wondrous medical achievement, because it is supposed to relieve nasal congestion, and by gadfrey, it… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“It was safe to assume he'd not only read the play but then re-read it, cross-referenced the annotations, and probably joined an… — Simon Holt Copy Share Image
I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Sexually frustrated men turn into bitchy divas like that snickers commercial. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes. — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image
Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dance as if no one's watching, love as if it's never going to hurt. — Stuart Appleby Copy Share Image
Just because you can't do everything, it doesn't mean you shouldn't do what you can. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
You know whats better than watching a beautiful woman get dressed...laughing at what she is wearing — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The biggest misconception is probably that I don't have my head in the right place. — Lindsay Lohan Copy Share Image
Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Drugs and alcohol are never the answer. Unless someone asked me, What are you doing this weekend? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
As funny as some photos can be, think twice about allowing yourself to be tagged in questionable photos. — Lewis Howes Copy Share Image
Increased knowledge clearly implies increased responsibility. — Nicolaas Bloembergen Copy Share Image
“Endure for another day, Mister Tannen, and you'll have all the foul black misuse of water you can drink.” — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
WORST MOMENT EVER: Watching a good show and then BAM. A sad, abusive animal commercial comes on. :c — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Girlfriend just said that I should stop acting like an year old. I almost choked on her boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
