That awkward moment when your gum randomly falls out your mouth when you're talking to someone — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, Pretty Soon, They'll All Abandon You, Too. Sincerely, MySpace — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
Whenever you are alone, remind yourself that God has sent everyone else away so that there is only you and Him. — Rumi Copy Share Image
Math jokes arent funny, nothing about math is funny, math is a sin(e). — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
Don't evaluate yourself, don't evaluate others. Just keep going after it. — Mike Bickle Copy Share Image
A friend will call you an idiot, but a best friend will not only call you one, but act like one with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered,… — Raymond Benson Copy Share Image
I was a little bit ashamed of American TV because I thought, 'None of the shows my father works on are as… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
You’ve never reacted to someone else. You project meaning onto nothing. And you react to the meaning you’ve projected — Byron Katie Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you take care of our house & everyone in it, & I learned we… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The funny thing about acting is, there's no 'right' way to make it. Some people need to work their butts off, and… — Alexander Dreymon Copy Share Image
Some of the events in the Olympics don't make sense to me. I don't understand the connection to any reality... Like in… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and… — Eminem Copy Share Image
There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Ghetto language. Bathroom = Baafrumm. Refrigerator = Fridgerataa. Remote control = Moken troll. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trusting fear, while fearing trust and happiness often creates a less than happy life. — Bill Crawford Copy Share Image
I laugh in the face of danger.It's a silent laugh and I usually wait until danger turns around. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Writing ''etc'' on an test because you don't remember any more examples. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
As life tends to become more and more distracting, let us firmly hold on to books. — A. Edward Newton Copy Share Image
If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final. — Cyndi Lauper Copy Share Image
If your job title is head receiver, you know you're doing something right. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
PRESENTABLE, adj. Hideously appareled after the manner of the time and place. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Coding is a privilege, but that privilege is not available to most Americans. — Ali Partovi Copy Share Image
You didn't catch me cheating. I'm a masseuse, my tongue was just giving her tongue a massage. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple." Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance” — Alison Wong Copy Share Image
The Bible was written by barbarians in a barbarous, coarse and vulgar age. — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
“Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Every one will be something worth while, something rare, something perfect. — Wallace D. Wattles Copy Share Image
Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Did you study for the test? .. Nerd: All week long. ... Normal People: I read the chapter. ... Me: What test?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you have inspired thought, you have to trust it and you have to act on it. — Jack Canfield Copy Share Image
The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men. — Aristotle Copy Share Image
