I'm known for taking pictures very close, and the older I get, the closer I get. — Bruce Gilden Copy Share Image
You take the senses away, and there is no consciousness. Consciousness comes from experience. — R. Buckminster Fuller Copy Share Image
A wise man among the ignorant is like a beautiful girl in the company of blind men. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
All I want in life is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Crabbed age and youth cannot live together; Youth is full of pleasance, age full of care; Youth like the summer morn, age… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Car accidents usually result from one person being in too great a hurry and the other not being in a hurry at… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
I realized I was gay in the shower one day with Barbra Streisand. It happened while I was lathering, rinsing, and repeating… — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
“She oozes the kind of over-confidence that only comes to people who wear deep red lipstick and sparkly tissue sarees in bright… — Aditi Mathur Kumar Copy Share Image
In show business, it takes 10 years to create an overnight success. You've heard that, right? But what you don't hear is… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
That funny moment when sneeze so hard it makes you fart and when people look at you funny, you look at your… — Evan Ceaser Copy Share Image
The key to doing 'Harold and Kumar' movies is you make it earnest. Primarily what we do is make Harold and Kumar's… — John Cho Copy Share Image
There's a phrase we live by in America: "In God We Trust". It's right there where Jesus would want it: on our… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment. — Dave Allen Copy Share Image
That moment when you hear your own voice recorded and think...omg I sound horrible.. — Abhishek Ghosh Copy Share Image
Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
“Religious fasting is the best way to cure an anorexic's spirit: in heaven her condition will be normal.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but... what a dork. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
The things most worth wanting are not available everywhere all the time. — Alice Waters Copy Share Image
May your boss not attend the synagogue you pretend to be going to during the Jewish holidays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Has anyone else ever noticed the Krusty Krab is located in bikini bottom?, that can't be a coincidence, can it? — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
May you be less of an international embarrassment to America this summer than the cast of Jersey Shore. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do they call it a 'Wonder Bra?' Maybe its because when you take it off you wonder where your boobs went. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Usability rules the web. Simply stated, if the customer can't find a product, then he or she will not buy it. — Jakob Nielsen Copy Share Image
When you come to a place where you have to left or right,' says Sister Ruth, 'go straight ahead. — Kathleen Norris Copy Share Image
Some say that life’s a b-ch, but I’ma keep flirting and f-cking that b-ch for her money and Louis V purchases. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
The thing about life is that no one comes out alive. So live it up while you still have it. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
When I get sad, I Stop being sad and be awesome instead. ...True Story.:D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
