Saving a file as 'dyjjyggffj', because I'm too lazy to write a proper name. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the middle of a Filipino chat fight is not where you want to be!:) xD — TreasurePrincess Copy Share Image
One has to arrive at a specific temperature, at which the objects become malleable. — Georges Braque Copy Share Image
People think it's funny when a dumb person can't do things the same way they can. — Daniel Keyes Copy Share Image
When I seek another word for 'music', I never find any other word than 'Venice' — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
They say that if the Swiss had designed these mountains they'd be rather flatter. — Paul Theroux Copy Share Image
Every McDonald's commercial ends the same way: Prices and participation may vary. I wanna open a McDonald's and not participate in anything.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Officials at the London Olympics will be conducting 5,000 tests for steroids. Or as Lance Armstrong calls that, 'a Monday.' — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
My career only took off because of one football game. I thought it was funny. 'Playboy' called and offered me a cover… — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
I love readings and my readers, but the din of voices of the audience gives me stage fright, and the din of… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
In a funny way, nothing makes you feel more like a native of your own country than to live where nearly everyone… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
It wasn't until I hit 20 that I became an obsessive reader, I think, which feels a little funny considering I was… — Adam Silvera Copy Share Image
“I'm familiar with the myth, I'm merely surprised that a female would be familiar with the classics." "You must have a very… — Judith McNaught Copy Share Image
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