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I support cloning. After all, I cant be everywhere at once when I rule the world. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
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There are more than 21 eBook channels already. Authors can’t possibly get to these and do what they do best. — Tim O'Reilly Copy Share Image
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Friends are like a voilene , the strings will break , but it will never make the beautiful music again. — Maya Thomes Copy Share Image
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I decided I'd try my hand as a stand-up comedian, as I loved making people laugh, and appeared at the Latitude Festival,… — Daniel Rigby Copy Share Image
Apparently some don't realize that you can see them through glass. Therefore... Stop picking your nose while driving! — ZHAT Copy Share Image
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I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life, no one… — Taylor Brady Copy Share Image
In college, I learned that my favorite parts were the sad clown parts. Those are the ones I love because you get… — Dan Fogler Copy Share Image
I think that 'Full House' is just a feel-good show. It's not meant to be anything more than just a little silly,… — Lori Loughlin Copy Share Image
