If you don't know how to say farewell, put on a Kermit and let him say it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How precious is the family as the privileged place for transmitting the faith, — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
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For the girls that tell you all guys are the same, nobody told you to try them all out... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when a parent bursts into the room and you switch tabs faster than lightning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't need you to remind me of my age,I have my bladderto do that for me! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even if women came with Terms & Conditions, you still wouldnt read them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Halfway into a conversation with a person and all I can think about is,damn I wish I could rememer what their name… — Nikkileigh321 Copy Share Image
(Fellaz)...haveàa female eva sit down N talk shit 2 u bout her ex boyfriend...lol...than u realize u just like dat niggaà — @only1catone Copy Share Image
“He's a little more...psychotic than usual," Tom said quietly. "How so?" "He took C-4 to bed with him." Prophet shrugged. "He's always… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
I've dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but… — Ryan Seacrest Copy Share Image
Wrong thoughts are inside us just because we identify ourselves with these thoughts. If we identify with something else, immediately they have… — Sri Chinmoy Copy Share Image
My Mother once told me, when I was very young. That if I wasn't careful, I'd whine up with a Son. Well… — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
Dear mom & dad, if my friends really did jump off a cliff, it's because it was my idea. sincerely, your daughter… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
