May this be the year people stop mistaking your most talented citizens for Americans. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're so pretty! Hell yeah I am, that's why I've been single this whole time — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny. — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
It's funny because I never studied, I never took a class. So everything I do is very innate and organic; I don't… — Kimberly Elise Copy Share Image
“Fuck," Ranger said. Ranger didn't often curse and he rarely raised his voice. The fuck has been entirely conversational. Like he was… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I don’t want to talk about it,” she said. Once again he was close. Too close. So damn close. “At all,” she… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional' family where the parents hate each other and the father is a demagogue. — Moby Copy Share Image
Was he joking? Was he being sarcastic? Aggressive? Impertinent? Or just courteous? There was no telling from his impassive face. What a… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
When your parents ask you why you're smiling while reading a text and you're just like 'CAN'T I JUST BE HAPPY?!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I remember when I was a kid, my father saw an ad somewhere for 'real simulated diamonds' and he was chuckling and… — Patti Davis Copy Share Image
