Fake buckteeth make a joke that you don't have to make any effort on, even if you're not a funny person. — Dave Itzkoff Copy Share Image
Learn when to fear, and how to fear, and how much to fear, before you squander all you have left. — Janet Morris Copy Share Image
God is most beautifully praised when His people hear His Word, love His Word, and obey His Word. — Albert Mohler Copy Share Image
Mazing Quote's?. Maybe you should read the instructions ... NO!! I GOT THIS!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is not so much finding the right person -- but being the right person; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Are we so desperate for entertainment that we will fall for a Trickless magician?? Saw a woman in half. Pull a rabbit… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
When I walked in on 'Drag Race' and saw Katya, I had no idea she was gonna be funny, because she was… — Trixie Mattel Copy Share Image
Dog owners are out in all kinds of weather. They tell you it's small payment for the love their dogs bear them.… — Selma Diamond Copy Share Image
“In the dark, Dave reached for Roger's hand as they watched the shadowed lovemaking. "Were we ever that beautiful?" "You still are,"… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
We have funny ideas about how people in mental institutions act. We think of drooling and people going booga-booga and climbing the… — Milos Forman Copy Share Image
“Of course, he said, he who is of a certain nature, is like those who are of a certain nature; he who… — Plato Copy Share Image
I don't know about you, but when they first introduced bottled water, I thought it was so funny, I was like "Bottled… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I take a lot of pride in managing to be funny without having a victim at the end of my joke. I… — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
