The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's always someone telling you not to do something. The main thing is just to ignore them. — Tim Robbins Copy Share Image
When the time comes in which one could, the time has passed in which one can. — Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach Copy Share Image
We all know that if you run, you are pretty much choosing a life of success because of it. — Deena Kastor Copy Share Image
A good girl always gets caught; a bad girl knows how to avoid being caught. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
I'm living the dream! Unfortunately, its the one where I came to work with no pants on. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
We have more to learn from animals than animals have to learn from us. — Anthony D. Williams Copy Share Image
I can't decide this Halloween whether to go as a slutty witch, a slutty nurse, a slutty schoolgirl, or just a total… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a fine line between masturbating while you look out a window, and masturbating while you're looking in a window. I'll give… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
There was one rumor that I saw in a magazine saying I was pregnant. I thought that was brilliant and it still… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
Anything that gets you to release the stress in your life and really laugh is worthwhile. It can heal the planet. It… — Lucie Arnaz Copy Share Image
There is a whole genre of funny travel writers - that's very popular. There's Bill Bryson and people who follow that route… — John Gimlette Copy Share Image
“First of all, I was running scams when you were at keggers at Kappa Kappa Werewolf. You don’t know much about me… — Lauren Dane Copy Share Image
Sometimes I feel like there are people just waiting for me to fall. The funny thing is, I can't give them anything.… — Jordin Sparks Copy Share Image
I've been in the industry for 15 years, and I knew all the pieces that needed to be included to make a… — Butch Hartman Copy Share Image
