“Everyone loves a kick-ass girl. (Well- maybe not her enemies, but you know what I mean.)” — Sarah Cross Copy Share Image
Thinking of punching these random street people in the face is an excellent way to waste an evening. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
But I also happen to be someone who believes in tithing--the giving of a tenth . — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'. — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
I thought I loved her, but she had to break my heart for me to know what true love really is — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I didn't say I hate you, I just saidif you were on fire.. I might just roast marshmellows. Big difference. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My personal trainer told me to listen to my body while working out so I left the gym & went to get… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Tiger is a funny guy. I want to beat him as badly as anybody else but I respect him. He has been… — Paul Casey Copy Share Image
“You are the night." "I am the night," I repeated. "You are the night." I cocked my head, sending him a questioning… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Do you ride?" She smiled, her fingers lightly sliding around his ear. "Not since I hit that barn" Zach’s hands paused on… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
“Riley tried not to hyperventilate or think too closely about the Alien movies and their take on extraterrestrial encounters. When he was… — J. Fally Copy Share Image
