Early unsuccessess shouldn't bother anybody because it happens to absolutely everybody. — Philip Johnson Copy Share Image
ONE PERCEPTION MUST IMMEDIATELY AND DIRECTLY LEAD TO A FURTHER PERCEPTION — Charles Olson Copy Share Image
You can't be funny unless you're tragic, and you can't be tragic unless you're funny. — Elaine Stritch Copy Share Image
Notice what no one else notices and you'll know what no one else knows. — Tim Robbins Copy Share Image
Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, You don't have AIDS, do you? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
God has a story to tell about you. A major part of it is you telling yours. — Tosca Lee Copy Share Image
Susan was having a tough day and after returning home she started complaining She said to her husband, Nobody loves me¦.nobody cares… — Babloo Copy Share Image
“True, beneath the human façade, I was an interloper, an alien whose ship had crashed beyond hope of repair in the backwoods… — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
When I realised I had a facility for humour, I latched on to it, and it gave me confidence and I built… — Catherine Tate Copy Share Image
As you approach the presidency, no one seems worthy of it, since it wasn't designed for a human in the first place. — Wilfrid Sheed Copy Share Image
“It is so easy to let life go by us in its swift amusing course, that sometimes it hardly seems worthwhile to… — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
A mad man was seen with his head in a mail box man: excuse me sir..are you all right? What are you… — Dukilicious Copy Share Image
“Xav sprinkled olive oil on his lettuce. 'Lola was very particular that it all had to fit properly.' 'Lola?' squeaked Diamond. I… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
Mrs. Campbell once attempted to smuggle her pet Pekingese through customs by tucking him inside the upper part of her cape. "Everything… — Mrs. Patrick Campbell Copy Share Image
