“Majority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Dating a crazy person is like playing Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ask the right questions if you're going to find the right answers. — Vanessa Redgrave Copy Share Image
Why is a penis the lightest thing in the world? Even a thought can raise it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“You watch pro ball and those guys spend so much time with their hands on each other's rear ends, you'd think they… — Catherine Gilbert Murdock Copy Share Image
If you think down, you will go down. If you think up, you will go up. You’ll always travel in the direction… — T. D. Jakes Copy Share Image
It's funny how we can remember the lyrics to hundreds of songs, but can't remember anything when we study for a test. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And at the time, it is funny how you can look at something and say, for example with my shoulder injury, when… — Drew Brees Copy Share Image
It's so funny how social media was just this fun thing, and now it's this monster that consumes so many millennial lives. — Cazzie David Copy Share Image
I'm quite a compulsive person-I only worked this out recently - I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Seriously, the Olympic badminton players were apparently trying to lose on purpose, a big story. But really, think about it, if you… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
