Be strong. Live the gospel faithfully even if others around you don’t live it at all. — Jeffrey R. Holland Copy Share Image
If My Future wife doesn't cry while I'm walking down the aisle my ass is turning around. — Karina Zavala Copy Share Image
God is going to ask you the same question every day. Do you trust him? — Chuck Missler Copy Share Image
We cannot carry our father's corpse with us everywhere we go. — Guillaume Apollinaire Copy Share Image
There’s nothing you’ve ever been successful at that you didn’t work on every day. — Will Smith Copy Share Image
Men are like fish...neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The media know exactly what they're doing, focusing our attention on Arsenio's hairdo. We need to keep our brains brimming with rubbish.… — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
I've been a fan of accents my whole life. I love trying to parrot or mimic voices that I hear every day,… — Paul Walter Hauser Copy Share Image
The avocation of assessing the failures of better men can be turned into a comfortable livelihood, providing you back it up with… — Nelson Algren Copy Share Image
I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms… — Lynda Barry Copy Share Image
I'm a little bit scared of everything. It's kind of funny. Whenever people ask me how I'm feeling, I'm like, 'I don't… — Rico Nasty Copy Share Image
When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave… — John Glenn Copy Share Image
Never be afraid to stand up for what you believe in. If people get angry, you can always pretend you were just… — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
“CONFESSION NO. 1 Most women find the bloating, cramping, and bitchiness of PMS bothersome at worst. I turn into a monster a… — Ronda Thompson Copy Share Image
