“Yeah, really scary," agreed Zoe, struggling not to laugh. "Like Bambi with an Uzi.” — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
It's so funny because no matter what you say, fans only read and hear what they want. — Tommy Lee Copy Share Image
Hearing you talk about your study abroad makes me wish you were still in another country. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okay. - the only thing ever said by guys in Sex, Shower and Sandwitch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote", so right before I die I could say "unquote". — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Instead of dedicating your life to actualize a concept of what you should be like, actualize yourself. — Bruce Lee Copy Share Image
I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am I that hot?!. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing. — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
I love some of the most hateful tweets. I think they're very funny. In the negative attacks on me, there are frequently… — Lawrence O'Donnell Copy Share Image
Roosevelt could always keep ahead with his work, but I cannot do it, and I know it is a grievous fault, but… — William Howard Taft Copy Share Image
When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal peanut allergy, they used to hold me up against a… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
The funny thing as an actor is that you show up on the set, and your key goal really is to make… — Benjamin Bratt Copy Share Image
Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. — Graham Linehan Copy Share Image
I often say if men were meant to fly we would have been born with either feathers and wings or at the… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
“Yo, beautiful. Come pop this collar off me.” Natalya hissed, “Are you mad?” “What’s she gonna do? Vivisect me? Imprison me? We’ve… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
I had to act in a school play when I was about ten years old. I really didn't want to do it.… — Kristen Stewart Copy Share Image
