It's funny how you can laugh untill you cry and cry untill you laugh...but that's just the beauty of it. — Ayjee Grogan Copy Share Image
Or you wanna be a muthafuckin funny guy? Don't make me break your Kevin Hart heart boy. — Drake Copy Share Image
My life has been more influenced by books than by any other one thing. — Diana Vreeland Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth. - Barney Stinson — How I Met Your Mother Copy Share Image
I completely lost everything, but I gained everything because I lost the fear. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
My freedom consists in my moving about within the narrow frame that I have assigned myself for each one of my undertakings. — Richard Diebenkorn Copy Share Image
“They say watch the breathing, watch the diet and for God’s sake make that kid go quiet. But they never say: “I… — Mircea Popister Copy Share Image
Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases 'revenue enhancement'. Not so. No one was fooled — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
One of these suburbs is actually named Stalingrad, which goes to show that the French have learned nothing about politics since they… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
What I think is funny is when people, despite tragic situations, are still hopeful, still trying. It's sweet and sad - and,… — Casey Wilson Copy Share Image
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy.… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I'm not really into destiny, but it's funny - I bumped into a woman who told me about an audition, and now… — Georgina Campbell Copy Share Image
