If laughter is the best medicine, then how come people die laughing ?? — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image
Person: Oh my god! Did you just fall?! Me: No, The floor looked lonely, So I kissed it. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
It's so legato it's difficult to splice. Sibelius was famous for that. — Eugene Ormandy Copy Share Image
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either. — Joseph Fischer Copy Share Image
“Short on friends, your highness?" "And long on enemies," replied Nikolai.” — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
One thing you learn from surfing is how to operate in the present. It's really what the surfing experience is all about. — Gerry Lopez Copy Share Image
Yes, I see the Mobile Base System really is the shoulder of the arm. The arm is right there, like a human… — Philippe Perrin Copy Share Image
It's so funny: whenever there's a new technology introduced, there's always this fear it's going to end entertainment as we know it.… — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image
“I thought, What a miserable life he's had, having to hide his religion, his name, just to get a job as a… — Aravind Adiga Copy Share Image
“I handed him a beaker and toyed with the pleats of my skirt. The folds kept rippling against my knees in a… — Andrea Cremer Copy Share Image
I think the English are bipolar. 'We're the greatest, no we're terrible' - that's a constant English struggle. Crime is down, there's… — Dara O Briain Copy Share Image
I love weird or funny or beautiful sentences; Joy Williams could write a microwave-oven manual and I'm sure I'd love it, because… — Karen Russell Copy Share Image
Opening for Louis C.K. during his "Hilarious" tour was a great experience for me. He is the generation just ahead of me,… — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
