I do seem to have a bit of a predilection for movies that say something transgressive. — Maggie Gyllenhaal Copy Share Image
Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive. — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Quotes are quotes just words,so quotes can be just something little like this I like apples — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
I can see you copying my test... Sincerely, jokes on you, I didn't study either — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
Sometimes, even if its not funny, I respond 'haha' just to make them feel good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The Rangers were founded over one hundred and fifty years ago, in King Herbert's reign. Do you know anything about him?" Halt… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
Verily I say unto you, he that heareth my word and believeth on Him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall… — Dwight L. Moody Copy Share Image
All people go through moments that are tough, but looking at them through comedy is so fun. You can look at anything… — Helene Yorke Copy Share Image
The neighborhood grocery clerk asked for my picture. Does this mean I can no longer wear pajama bottoms when I grocery shop? — Carly Rae Jepsen Copy Share Image
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
“I mean, I don’t want to pass judgment—I just wish my husband didn’t shoot deer.” “Oh, Mel, don’t worry. I’ve been hunting… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“The man persisted. "No, no, no. It was so funny. What software did you use?" - apparently in the belief that the… — David A. Price Copy Share Image
For me, I can't watch violence when it's too grotesque, and it's just like, that's revolting to watch. I don't enjoy it.… — Aaron Taylor-Johnson Copy Share Image
