“She rolled over and sat up as he bent, tearing off his boots. "Whatcha doing?" "Getting naked." "I like that.” — Laurann Dohner Copy Share Image
Its better to be single, than to be with someone youre not happy with, and wish that you were. — Rashida Rowe Copy Share Image
“We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I say a lot of things - millions of words a day - so if I misspoke, that was just a misstatement, — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.) — Ambrose Copy Share Image
“-Question: "On a scale from one to ten how fierce are you?"- David: "You are just asking me this because I am… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just… — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
“Hopefully he'll forget about his little vendetta against you.' 'Do most men forget when a woman holds a knife to their balls?” — Rebecca Yarros Copy Share Image
Thinks it is not very funny that the people who said I'll never hurt you are the ones that hurt you the… — MisLali Copy Share Image
My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
The government will pay certain farmers to not grow corn. Wow. Where's my check? That'd be great. "Hey, what do you do… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
“Dating is basically this weird thing where you go out and pretend to be someone you're not until the other person likes… — Kevin Molesworth Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the eureka moment of knocking off a song that didn't exist before - I won't compare it to sex,… — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
