In my studio I'm as happy as a cow in her stall. That's the only place where everything is all right. — Louise Berliawsky Nevelson Copy Share Image
Whats a male chauvinist pig? A guy who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when I accidentally use a instead of a and it makesthe whole conversation sexual — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A baby just posted a picture of its mothers breast and labeled it as food porn. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You are because I am and I am because you are. We are one another's strength. — T. B. Joshua Copy Share Image
I hate retards all they have to do is say their alphabet and they pass the ninth grade! — Madison Copy Share Image
“Friend, we are well met indeed. I think we are a pair of fools and that we should hasten to Nildren's Peak,… — Ian Livingstone Copy Share Image
She's safe just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised. And you're going to die for… — Jack Sparrow Copy Share Image
“Robert said, "This is great, huh? Sorry to butt in and everything, but I really need the extra points. For my grade."… — Andrew Clements Copy Share Image
Even though you're now highly educated, don't dismiss the advantage of dressing a little slutty for job interviews. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
A c0uple had three kids named s0meb0dy,n0b0dy and crazy. N0b0dy was the fav0rite, s0meb0dy was jeal0us s0 he killed n0b0dy. Crazy saw… — Luna Adriana Ardiansyah Copy Share Image
I love saying terrible things. Things that I think are terrible and I've gotten in to trouble in the past - just… — Limmy Copy Share Image
“I'm the son and heir to the Duke of Sardis. I could walk into that ballroom naked with Alcibiades balanced on my… — Rosamund Hodge Copy Share Image
