I got letter from a person named 'you know who'… Wait,why the hell is Voldemort sending me letters?! — Author Name Copy Share Image
It's funny how you can tell who likes who, but yet, can't tell who likes you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My theatre is not a conventional one. It is bold, serious, funny, confronting. It is anything but boring. — Haris Pasovic Copy Share Image
Thought is not reality; yet it is through Thought that our realities are created. — Sydney Banks Copy Share Image
Every dream is a prophecy: every jest is an earnest in the womb of Time. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Freud's theory was that when a joke opens a window and all those bats and bogeymen fly out, you get a marvellous… — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
I definitely started to perform a little bit in middle school, but not the typical musical/play route. I think that I am… — Abbi Jacobson Copy Share Image
Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Dear Chuck E. Cheese's, If you don't want your patrons stage diving, and mosh pitting during the show, you shouldn't have hired… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly 'strange names', but the fact is that no matter what… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Matt LeBlanc thinks his own jokes are funny which is problematic when you're driving along - he expects you to laugh and… — Chris Harris Copy Share Image
I don't feel any pressure to be funny at all. I'm funny because I want to be funny. I could sit here… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
