I'm never afraid to try something if I think it's funny. And I know I'll regret it if I don't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are Laughing WITH you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I attend the greatest of all Churches. I put a capital N on Nature, and call it my Church. — Frank Lloyd Wright Copy Share Image
“We should change the name of AR-15s to 'Marco Rubio' because they are so easy to buy” — Sarah Chadwick Copy Share Image
“I thought the two ugly ones, Marty and Laverne, were sisters, but they got very insulted when I asked them. You could… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
I've never really understood that. It's a funny thing; people sometimes accuse us of condescending to our characters somehow-that to me is… — Joel Coen Copy Share Image
All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet. There are passages in Ulysses which can be read only… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I'll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, 'Oh… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
There is only one thing worse than training employees and losing them, and that's not training them and keeping them — Zig Ziglar Copy Share Image
I feel that this is my first year, that next year is an election year, that the third year is the mid… — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
I always thought that my dad is hilarious, but Ive learned as Ive gotten older that hes actually not funny. Hes just… — Renee Rapp Copy Share Image
You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries.… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
