In about 20 years, the hardest thing our kids will have to do is find a username that is not taken. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you two had babies would they be like uber-von Strassenbergs? Would they be like eight feet tall?” — Gwenn Wright Copy Share Image
I want to find someone who's really magnetic but who isn't going to do anything bad to me. It's hard. — Lana Del Rey Copy Share Image
If I didn't have some kind of education, then I wouldn't be able to count my money. — Missy Elliot Copy Share Image
Every man plays the fool once in his live, but to marry is playing the fool all one's life long. — William Congreve Copy Share Image
In any non-trivial axiomatic system, there are true theorems which cannot be proven. — Kurt Gödel Copy Share Image
That magic moment when Everyone becomes your best friend because you brought gum — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best friends are those who, when you show up at their door with a dead body, say nothing, grab a shovel, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That, they never could lay their heads upon their pillows; that, they could never tolerate the idea of their wives laying their… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Sorry I'm late," Ms. Egami said to the class. She dropped her papers, which scattered in that special way papers do when… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“The man you’re going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“She was a bitch,' Carl suddenly heard somebody say in the background, and that apparently refreshed everyone's memory. Yes, thought Carl with… — Jussi Adler-Olsen Copy Share Image
I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Screw sharks; a Transformer could be stretching up on its tippy toes and would still have a mile of cover to eat… — Emma McLaughlin & Nicola Draus Copy Share Image
“The old agility was still present and the passion was undeniable, but it was the wobbling of the gut, the puffing of… — Jamie Holoran Copy Share Image
