Tell everyone you know: “My happiness depends on me, so you're off the hook. — Esther Hicks Copy Share Image
Everybody has the same amount of time during the day. You can either spend your time or invest your time. — Chip Kelly Copy Share Image
A careful driver is one who honks their horn when going through a red light — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
I really do have rules for running and managing a business that have never been formalized before. — Martha Stewart Copy Share Image
Greenspan, who knew so much more than most, knew far less than most supposed ... — Alan Greenspan Copy Share Image
Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars! — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I am so bad that He had to die. I am so loved that He was glad to die. — Timothy Keller Copy Share Image
“The High King makes a nonchalant gesture. 'Jude likes to suppose the worst of both her enemies and her allies. Her reward… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations. — Jack Paar Copy Share Image
Sometimes a special someone walks right into your life and helps you realize how much better your life was before they walked… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
BOY: I luv u girl and I want u 2 be my babe. GIRL: I accept but no sex bcos I want… — Newlove Copy Share Image
All these people helped make this book possible. But let me make one thing clear: If there are any errors or omissions… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Guy ( 16 years ) : Do you want to marry me ? Girl ( 16 years ) : WTF ?! NO… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I… — Claude Pepper Copy Share Image
I hate that feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo, and get paranoid that someone might kill you in the… — Rashida Rowe Copy Share Image
