I think my funny books are my favorites because I like to laugh so much. — Dav Pilkey Copy Share Image
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and a lot of bitching. — Myself Copy Share Image
I can't believe you haven't finished the thing I forgot to tell you to start. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the Plan A did not work,,, Dont worry; there are 25 more letters left to use. — Unkown Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A person who never really becomes good, he is merely more proficient. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In a way, I feel sorry for the children of our generation. They'll have parents who know how to check browsing history. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Bak stood a moment, as though considering whether the sum total of their shared working life was ending in a minus or… — Jussi Adler-Olsen Copy Share Image
I am against the war, but I do support our white troops. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not a Republican. I'm… — David Cross Copy Share Image
It's never a matter ever, ever - are - we're never trying to gross anybody out, or ever are we trying to… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
“Ronan's bedroom door burst open. Hanging on the door frame, Ronan leaned out to peer past Gansey. He was doing that thing… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
The difference between farce and humour in literature is, I suppose, that farce strums louder and louder on one string, while humour… — V. S. Pritchett Copy Share Image
“We just...weren't supposed to hurt people", I say. "I like to think I'm helping them by hating them", she says. "I'm reminding… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
The physical mechanics of sex are pretty funny unless you are engaged in them. Then they are, of course, marvelous. — Charlton Heston Copy Share Image
