It's cute the way you ignore the red squiggly line under all of your words. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
Everything that's happening to you, is what's suppose to be happening to you. So just relax. — Chris Martin Copy Share Image
One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it? — Tom Baker Copy Share Image
You know you're a success when people tell you, “I like me best when I'm with you.” — Denis Waitley Copy Share Image
May you someday have the same right as straight men to subject a spouse to humiliating sex scandals. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know it's going to be just magical, and almost certainly going to be over quickly - on playing Sharapova. — Casey Dellacqua Copy Share Image
We as consumers really do have the right to know what's in our food, — Gary Hirshberg Copy Share Image
I love Adele. Adele is my favorite artist. She's British. She's funny. She's just an amazing, incredible voice, and I love to… — Millie Bobby Brown Copy Share Image
I bought a house, it's a two bedroom house, but I think it's up to me to decide how many bedrooms there… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
“Most unintelligent or foolish people do not regard themselves as that; they regard themselves as not-that-intelligent or not-that-wise.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“When did you grow a back bone?" Cassius stopped pacing and actually smiled a little. Kendall wasn't appeased "I borrowed Jory's” — Gabrielle Evans Copy Share Image
I turned down 'Some Like It Hot.' See how smart I am? I felt I couldn't bring anything funny to it. The… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
“Well, just get used to it, because you're a long ways away from Kansas, my dear. She actually started singing "The Sun… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
