I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny. — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
The Gospel is not about going from bad to good, it's about going from dead to alive! — Louie Giglio Copy Share Image
Learning is but an adjunct to ourself, And where we are our learning likewise is. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Question- how can you make god laugh??? Answer- tell him about your future plans. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny. — Donny Norris Copy Share Image
It is astonishing how elements that seem insoluble become soluble when someone listens. — Carl Rogers Copy Share Image
Top 4 Lies - 1: I'm fine. 2: I don't like anyone. 3: That was my last piece of gum. 4: I've… — Gusso Montanna Copy Share Image
“It was almost laughable trying to intimidate two men wearing togas, but I still unleashed my full-on I Will Kill You expression.” — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Yest I climbed up a tree & read out a bird some of my tweets. She looked at me, shook her head… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That's the old ecological tale that explains humans' inability to fully appreciate global warming. To wit: if you drop a frog in… — Clive Thompson Copy Share Image
Do you recognise me?" he asked. Willie looked hard and considered before finally replying "Lie down so I can recognise you. — Willie Pep Copy Share Image
“What do you mean 'speaking of fairy tales'? Since when do fairy tales include gigolos?" Annie asked. "Well, since most fairy-tale princes… — Elle Aycart Copy Share Image
“I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
