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It's hard to keep on being civil when they ask you such annoying questions. — Olivia de Havilland Copy Share Image
I'd dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn't already entail being asked stupid questions all day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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I think the doctor was the First one, who noticed that you are a real Vampire. Because when you were born,the doctor… — Stella Copy Share Image
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