Someone told me I had funny facial expressions. I don't know whether I take that as a compliment or not, but. — Lucy Punch Copy Share Image
Ou don't realize how easy this game is until you get up in that broadcasting booth. — Mickey Mantle Copy Share Image
Bitch you're as stupid as the kid who prank called me the other day and forgot to put their number on private.. — Zendy Copy Share Image
I don't always tweet when I'm drunk, but when I do, it's when I'm visiting my family. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time. — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
Discipline is doing what you are supposed to do in the best possible manner at the time you are supposed to do… — Mike Krzyzewski Copy Share Image
There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
“She giggled. Giggled. Her cheeks pinked, and goddamn, if this plane didn’t get to the gate and un-board them, he was going… — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
A lot of people think that, as a person, Nawazuddin Siddiqui is very serious. However, he is very funny and witty. Once… — Shweta Tripathi Copy Share Image
“If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth” — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
I was looking in the mirror the other day and I realized I haven't changed much since I was in my twenties.… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
That moment when you hand someone ur phone to show themjust one picture & then they startscrolling through the rest without asking..NO. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like those blow-up beds. "This becomes a full size bed in three minutes!" Well, a mattress kicks your ass. Zero seconds.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
