I’ve had a great life, and it all happened because I didn’t plan any of it. — Eugene Walter Copy Share Image
If sin rules in me, God's life in me will be killed; if God rules in me, sin in me will be… — Oswald Chambers Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you realize you're chewing on a bowered pencil/pen — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson "Oh, that's just a suggestion.” — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I spent 1.5 hours cleaning this kitchen. If you mess it up... I WILL CUT YOU. <3Mom — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My youngest sister does not like tennis at all, and she'll be the first one to tell you that, which I find… — Madison Keys Copy Share Image
Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays, so there is a plural, which in the English language necessitates the use… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I definitely have a stage persona now that is sort of this confident, delusional performer who is brave enough to tell someone… — Megan Stalter Copy Share Image
New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think...is there nothing on the internet that I won't… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose, Which dies in a day. But Don't love me, Who dies 4 u… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny, I get a little quieter with time. I don't want to chase my tail and one day repeat myself and… — Dave Matthews Copy Share Image
“Could he actually be a decent guy? Hard to imagine. He was pretty to look at, though, she thought. Boys weren't objectified… — Daniel Marks Copy Share Image
