Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
“It's funny isn't it, how everything's changing all time. Nothing stays still.” — Julia Green Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you confidently say the wrong answer aloud in class. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Deep down, I believed that I was supposed to win. And if I didn’t, it was because of ME. — Lashinda Demus Copy Share Image
When thoughts arise, then do all things arise. When thoughts vanish, then do all things vanish. — Huangbo Xiyun Copy Share Image
The universe will always remove what is no longer serving you. — Gabrielle Bernstein Copy Share Image
People make the world go around but at some point dont you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
PRAISE, Something which, if directed to your wife, will lighten your marriage -- even if it frightens her at first. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I feel like God is using me to be a unique type of creature or type of inspiration to rappers and to… — Rev. Run Copy Share Image
Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Being comedic is a skill, because there is a fine line where the context is important. And being dramatic is just being… — Bob Odenkirk Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Animation is very similar to sketch comedy: you have a short amount of time to do something big and ridiculous and funny. — Alex Borstein Copy Share Image
“Shergahn and friend lay like poleaxed steers, and the Daranfelian's greasy hair was thick with potatoes, carrots, gravy, and chunks of beef.… — David Weber Copy Share Image
