There are singular moments in history, dates that divide all that goes before from all that comes after. — George H. W. Bush Copy Share Image
Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson. — Vern Law Copy Share Image
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My Memorial Day weekend will be a vacation from listening to your plans for Memorial Day weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Back in the day, When we had stress we got a bottle of Jack and dealt with it… Now a days all… — The Old Man (pawn Stars Copy Share Image
I have more respect for somebody who's like, 'Yeah I like to party, so screw off,' then for Tara , who talks… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Axone', of course, was on racism, but it was also a kind of representation that hadn't happened ever before of the Northeast… — Sayani Gupta Copy Share Image
It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must know a… — Ritu Copy Share Image
'The Decay Of Lying' is a very interesting treatise. It was actually penned as a dialogue between two characters, Cyril and Vyvyan,… — Adrian Dunbar Copy Share Image
“Over the coun-ter, she might let you mount-her, but in the morning, there’ll be no more whoring, as its off to the… — Sarah Hall Copy Share Image
“Jake fried up the fish, cooked rice with garlic, cilantro and green onions. Someday he was going to make some woman a… — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I… — Lydia Lunch Copy Share Image
