Funny Quotes · Page 150

Do the thing and the power will come.

— Thomas A. Edison

The painter unfolds that which has not been seen.

— Paul Cezanne

Fear can be overcome only by Faith.

— Grantly Dick-Read

Strong and wrong is just so funny to me.

— Ego Nwodim

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?

— W. C. Fields

You must be respectable, if you will be respected.

— Lord Chesterfield

You have to live hardcore to be hardcore.

— Liam Payne

Hey, excuse me. You got a little Face on your Makeup.

— Green Monk

I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic.

— Doug Stanhope

It's safer to do nothing and know why you doing it, than to do something and don't know why you do it.

— Myles Munroe

Life is God's gift to us. What we do with it is our gift to God.

— A. R. Bernard

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

— Dave Chappelle

If law school were a boyfriend, I'd claim battered women's syndrome

— Anonymous

On his teenage son: To be honest, I'm not sure the same kid comes home each night.

— John Bishop

My point is not that everything is bad, but that everything is dangerous, which is not exactly the same as bad.

— Michel Foucault

I want to strip you like an undeserved Tour de France title.

— Anonymous

It's funny, when guests come over to the house, they want to see my gold medal first and my U.S. Open trophy…

— Justin Rose

This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has…

— Vanessa Hudgens

When I say, I'm serious, I'm dead serious. It's a signal that I don't do games anymore. But when I'm crazy, I'm…

— Katie Grabil

I comment on my friends' things; whatever they post, I post funny posts. I don't post anything that's too sad or mad,…

— GloZell

When I started driving our old four-door green DeSoto, I always took Skip on my trips around town. I would get Skip…

— Willie Morris

I look forward to the invention of faster-than-light travel. What I'm not looking forward to is the long wait in the dark…

— Marc Beland

When I first started doing press interviews, the big question was, 'Do you think women are funny?' People would ask you that…

— Matt Walsh

“He laughed. "That's funny, 'I don't have any fire.' Everybody's got fire, kiddo. It's just a matter of finding the match that…

— Charles R. Smith Jr

If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out

— George Orwell

Say what you believe and see who follows.

— Seth Godin

“Gay Sex Three, Straight Sex Nil”

— Dani Alexander

I may be irresponsible but I am a good irresponsible.

— Nicholas Sparks

Being funny is not the same as being happy.

— Dana Gould

But I never gave up personal things to work, never.

— Catherine Deneuve

On your mark, get set, go f$k yourself.

— Anonymous

The Force is within you. Force yourself.

— Harrison Ford

Enter to learn; depart to serve.

— Mary McLeod Bethune

He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

— Anonymous

To do good, you actually have to do something.

— Yvon Chouinard

You will receive what you ask for no more, no less

— Mark Allen

Wrap it before ya tap it you horn dogs!

— Lisette

Hey Cupid, can you shoot both of us next time? Thanks

— Anonymous

What good is love if you never ask anything of it?

— Robert Breault

If you can't be smart or funny, be brief.

— J.A. Konrath