Only Napoleon did more than I have done. But I am definitely taller. — Silvio Berlusconi Copy Share Image
It's easy to be negatively funny about personalities in the media. It's just kind of a cheap laugh. — Stephen Malkmus Copy Share Image
You are fastened to them and cannot understand how, because they are not fastened to you. — Antonio Porchia Copy Share Image
When Tolstoy wrote that all happy families are alike, what he meant was that there are no happy families. — Susan Cheever Copy Share Image
If you never tried you will never know. Anyway we are going to die why dont we try our best — Zoro Copy Share Image
Perform at your best when your best is required. Your best is required each day. — John Wooden Copy Share Image
If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty. — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
There is more to be said for stupidity than people imagine. Personally I have a great admiration for stupidity. It is a… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Funny in Michigan you can be a seasonal boyfriend and in the summer you can take off But in the winter you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He's not my boyfriend." "Ha. That's a good one. I saw you two tonsil surfing out there." I could kill her. "I… — Carrie Jones Copy Share Image
“Lachlain and Emma: 'So you expect us to sit in this enclosed compartment the entire way in silence?' 'Of course not.' She… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
When someone says 'Id explain but its complicated.' Im not offended they think so little of me, Im offended they think so… — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
Lana Turner was adorable and funny. Jimmy Stewart was such a nice person. I quickly realized that if you're not a nice… — Robert Osborne Copy Share Image
“When you cross over into the weird stuff, there's no going back. Hector has a theory on it. Calls it the law… — A. Lee Martinez Copy Share Image
If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if… — Gene Wilder Copy Share Image
