Woman are carzy. Men are stupid. Women are crazy because men are stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements. — Paballo Nhambiri Copy Share Image
Jesus was not conquered by death. By His death, He conquered death. — Nancy Leigh DeMoss Copy Share Image
“However, human beings are funny; we always want what we don't have.” — Apol Lejano-Massebieau Copy Share Image
Before I help you up when you fall down I will laugh at you so hard it will hurt, when we watch… — Lynn M Copy Share Image
“They have two moods, hungry and horny. So if you see a boy without an erection, you should go make him a… — Jillian Dodd Copy Share Image
“Everything in Australia is trying to kill you, haven't you heard? Half of the ten deadliest snakes in the world live in… — Rosalind James Copy Share Image
When you go back to 'Friends,' and you look at that as New York, there's no black people. That's not real. You're… — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without your even asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective… — Wendy Wasserstein Copy Share Image
I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
I think the most important thing journalism taught me is to mine for details. The details are key. You can't try to… — Karen Abbott Copy Share Image
