To love somebody is to let them be who they are and do what they have to do. — Krishna Das Copy Share Image
“Honestly, he could be adorable, and at the moment she had the feeling he wasn't even trying.” — Jen Turano Copy Share Image
It's funny; people in Europe seem more interested in decay in America than Americans. — Seph Lawless Copy Share Image
When you THINK you know,remember, you DON'T ! But when you KNOW,remember, you DO! — Patrick Chaisson Copy Share Image
Friends: ask you why you're crying? Best friends: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thinking about the first person ever to get drunk. People must have been like, COME QUICK! JEREMIAH HAS BEEN STRICKEN WITH AWESOME! — Kendrick Cole Copy Share Image
Democrats lead in all the polls by at least ten points, except one.. Fox News. That is with a margin of error… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
GROUP:INSULTS TEXT: It's funny when the dumbest, most selfish, childish person you know, tells people to Grow up they must know that's… — Varsha Sharma Copy Share Image
Some people say If you cant beat them, join them. I say If you cant beat them, beat them, because they will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So OK, it's your special big Four-O birthday But don't expect me to be obsequious and fawning You, being you, can't possibly… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
Somewhere around the place I've got an unfinished short story about Schrodinger's Dog; it was mostly moaning about all the attention the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“It's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Use the indefinite article. A dildo. Never your dildo.… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
