Happy Veterans Day from someone who can barely handle the simulated warfare of video games. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you are getting kicked from the rear it means you are in front. — Fulton J. Sheen Copy Share Image
We are called not to adjust ourselves to each other, but to adjust ourselves to God. — Aiden Wilson Tozer Copy Share Image
“Folk wisdom: quaint sayings of urban sophisticates compiled from the suburbs.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
Sadly, I can't say the same for my Father, who is probably in a different place - Hell. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And… — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Xylophone is spelled with an X. That's wrong. It should be a Z up front. Next time you spell xylophone, use a… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
A critical function that we journalists perform at political conventions is to try to get into parties that we have not been… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Griddle cakes, pancakes, hotcakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“It is not really hard to do nothing. Many can. The hard part is doing nothing without feeling guilty about it.” — Haim Shapira Copy Share Image
“It was a fine summer morning, the kind to make a man happy to be alive. And probably the man *would* have… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
