Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. — Rick Wakeman Copy Share Image
If I wished to punish a province, I would have it governed by philosophers. — Frederick The Great Copy Share Image
I Don't hate you, it's just that my attitude has some issues with your personality. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Leadership is not about being in charge. Leadership is about taking care of those in your charge. — Simon Sinek Copy Share Image
35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Cory Monteith was a great guy; Funny, deep, thoughtful, and hardworking. In real life, he was the coolest dude, generous, and a… — Mike O'Malley Copy Share Image
It's funny that black men, at first, were worried about a show called 'Girlfriends' because they thought that black men were gonna… — Mara Brock Akil Copy Share Image
I wasn't close to my father, but I wanted to be all my life. He had a funny sense of humor, and… — Judy Garland Copy Share Image
Ah, Miss, hope is an excellent thing for such as has the spirits to bear it!" said Mrs Wickam, shaking her head.… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we're so different, but I find him so funny, and I can… — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
My granddaughter wanted a Cinderella theme party, so I invited all her friends over and made them clean my house! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“Do you want a ride home?" "I rode my bike, and I don't really want to keep it here at the school."… — August Westman Copy Share Image