Steven Crowder

President Obama... is a wimp.

— Steven Crowder

Folks, it's okay to find flamboyant homosexuality funny.

— Steven Crowder

God bless America, God bless the troops.

— Steven Crowder

Joy Behar... Is never even funny accidentally.

— Steven Crowder

Essentially, Robin Hood put a smackdown on the medieval equivalent of the IRS.

— Steven Crowder

Preaching Christian salvation is to preach moral absolutes. Hollywood no likey.

— Steven Crowder

All of my videos, everything I upload is short and edited.

— Steven Crowder

I spent a lot of my life afraid as a kid, even throughout high school.

— Steven Crowder

I know everybody says that their bride was the 'most beautiful in the world.' They're wrong. I win.

— Steven Crowder

Listen, one doesn't need to be religious (nor a rocket scientist) to see the value of abstinence.

— Steven Crowder

If appeasing other nations means that we need to begin acting like them, you can count me out.

— Steven Crowder

Every manly icon the West has ever admired has embodied the very spirit of American independence.

— Steven Crowder

I think that if every Christian acted like Christ, the world would be a better place. If every Muslim acted like Muhammad,…

— Steven Crowder

Is discipline (both mental and physical) in place of coddling truly child abuse? I don't know, but it sure as hell is…

— Steven Crowder

The painful truth is that in its attempt to remain 'morally neutral,' Hollywood is causing us to raise a nation of cads…

— Steven Crowder

People can hold any opinion that they want on any subject that they choose. Just don't proactively lie to people. It's a…

— Steven Crowder

I'm guessing that ability to withstand peer pressure and adhere to one's values might translate to the kind of backbone necessary for…

— Steven Crowder

Living in N.Y.C. has truly awakened me to the New York elite and their penchant for the city's self-described brilliant public transit…

— Steven Crowder

I can tell you beyond any doubt, that my lady is able to control herself and stick to her values regardless of…

— Steven Crowder

The mistake that all 'long-term poor people' make is putting others under a microscope in an attempt to set blame. That right…

— Steven Crowder

When men get together, they moan about their wives. The commentary provided on marriage between groups of men is typically one from…

— Steven Crowder

A prime example of 'turning the other cheek' would be the United States allowing Canada to exist as a country. Sure, we…

— Steven Crowder

Here's my challenge to the real men out there; it's very simple. If you have a good marriage, talk about it. If…

— Steven Crowder

Whether it's spending more time and money at thrift shops for threads (anti-consumerist threads, mind you), or combing the record store for…

— Steven Crowder

Unless those of us who love our wives (and thus, our lives) make a conscious change to the way we speak of…

— Steven Crowder

The Western world needs to ally themselves against the evil that is political Islam. To unite with its practitioners would be to…

— Steven Crowder

Unless taught otherwise, children are the most selfish, oblivious little Philistines on the planet. They have no family, no job, no responsibilities,…

— Steven Crowder

The truth is that the gossip-hounds in Tinsel Town and the cackling windbags at 'The View' don't want civility. They want catty…

— Steven Crowder

Your wedding can be the most memorable day and night of your life... or just another party.

— Steven Crowder

I consider myself to be a man with my priorities in order.

— Steven Crowder

Real or not, when a person denies God, they often try and fill that higher power void with something else.

— Steven Crowder

If you want to practice Islam in the inconsequential, semi-secular sense, fine.

— Steven Crowder

Comparing President Obama with the great leaders who have come before him is painful.

— Steven Crowder

All I'm saying is that I rarely find myself pointing to Sean Penn's love life thinking, 'I want to be like that.'

— Steven Crowder

I'm a pansy when compared to the men and women of the United States military.

— Steven Crowder

When it comes to efficiency, standardized tests almost sound heaven-sent.

— Steven Crowder

We all know that Kim Jong-il is 'buy-yourself-a-handgun' crazy. It's pretty much a given.

— Steven Crowder

When it comes to the liberal agenda, it's more important to pigeonhole people than it is to speak the truth.

— Steven Crowder

The topic of Sarah Palin has been open season to the media, entertainment industry, and club comics alike.

— Steven Crowder

More often than not, people who are poor... are right where they should be.

— Steven Crowder